February 15, 2012


shit the kid i tutor says part v

It’s been a while! Here we go:

1 “Did you know that Khloe Kardashian died? Wait, I meant Kim Kardashian. Just kidding, I meant Whitney Houston.”

2 “You bought yourself a Valentine’s Day present? Doesn’t that make you, like, lesbian?”

3 I was explaining that DNA can be used to trace down a criminal and he said, “You’re supposed to wear a hairnet when you rob a bank. Everyone knows that!”

4 “I bought a big fish. It’s a Super Bass. By Nicki Minaj.”

5 “Is Rohini’s last name really Capone? Ro Capone?”

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  1. leguerre said: hahhahah lmao I gotta meet this kid !
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