shit the kid i tutor says part v
It’s been a while! Here we go:
1 “Did you know that Khloe Kardashian died? Wait, I meant Kim Kardashian. Just kidding, I meant Whitney Houston.”
2 “You bought yourself a Valentine’s Day present? Doesn’t that make you, like, lesbian?”
3 I was explaining that DNA can be used to trace down a criminal and he said, “You’re supposed to wear a hairnet when you rob a bank. Everyone knows that!”
4 “I bought a big fish. It’s a Super Bass. By Nicki Minaj.”
5 “Is Rohini’s last name really Capone? Ro Capone?”
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leguerre said:
hahhahah lmao I gotta meet this kid !
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