March 2012
67 posts
3 tags
shit the kid i tutor says part vi
1 “My knee hurts. I think I have heterozygous.” Cool self-diagnosis..
2 “I got a C on my math test. C stands for cunt…eloupe.”
3 “You’re pretty. FALSE ALARM.”
4 “What’s pole dancing?”
5 “Who’s this guy dunnrankin who follows you on instagram? He looks like a gangster!”
This week hasn’t been too funny....
Anonymous asked: how cum u no hav boyfran
5 tags
Arabesque No. 1 // Claude Debussy
Substituting...
February 2012
84 posts
Anonymous asked: What Do Your Parents Think About Your Career Choice?
2 tags
I think I have posted this song on every rainy...
1 tag
I hate affection. But sometimes crave it.
2 tags
this is me being a girl
What does “semi-formal” mean? A dress and heels? Because that sounds formal. But then… jeans and heels? Or do those two cancel each other out, leaving me at neutral?
miss-soni asked: So I changed my background from Turner's painting to Rothko's color blocks! I love art <3 I think I'm going to channel a beautiful painting every few weeks. I think you're one of the only people who will appreciate this.
2 tags
“Glamour isn’t lost. Sometimes it’s just hard to see.”
– Scott Schuman
Anonymous asked: 5 things you love. 5 things you hate. go.
Anonymous asked: hey. sweet blog. we should hang.
4 tags
6 tags
Alone at Peet’s. I am literally the only person here besides the baristas, which is perfectly fine by me. This place is my unofficial office and it feels like I’m working overtime. There’s something so soothing about listening to classical music all day — like my life is a 19th century British story. And when I come home, my sister always tells me I smell like coffee....
3 tags
1 tag
International midnight snack consisting of veggie dumplings and Brie cheese and crackers. As the night progresses, everything tastes better.
4 tags
That’s the Way // Led Zeppelin
I used to...
Anonymous asked: i like how your blog is an actual blog. not just pretty pictures.
3 tags
confidence
I can’t remember where, but I read an interview with Eva Fontanelli, the editor of ELLE Italia, and I can’t get this part of it out of my head. The question was: What would you tell your 18-year-old self? And her answer was: Don’t stop - but the thing is, I never did.
How confident. I want to be like that. I want to look back at my life and respect the choices I made.
4 tags
1 tag
Today in English we looked over a test we took last week and I got a question wrong and so I asked my teacher if he could explain it. The question was about characterization and I had written that one of the characters was not romantic. But Mr. Emery said that the character was romantic because he slept with this girl Alberta and because he kissed his wife. What kind of definition for romance is...
Anonymous asked: if you had the opportunity to give yourself a new name what would it be?
3 tags
loltehasthewhale replied to your photo:
soow hypster. dew you only have won hole in the other eer?
Tejas! It takes just as much effort to type “ear” as it does to type “eer.” Hahaha I have 3 on my left one and 2 on my right one. But I got my doubles a year and a half ago.
3 tags
6 tags
4 tags
I don’t usually like it when my parents...
Anonymous asked: read any good books lately?
2 tags
2 tags
shit the kid i tutor says part v
It’s been a while! Here we go:
1 “Did you know that Khloe Kardashian died? Wait, I meant Kim Kardashian. Just kidding, I meant Whitney Houston.”
2 “You bought yourself a Valentine’s Day present? Doesn’t that make you, like, lesbian?”
3 I was explaining that DNA can be used to trace down a criminal and he said, “You’re supposed to wear a...
Anonymous asked: how old are you? and if you could be granted one wish at this very moment what would it be?
2 tags
5 tags
Anonymous asked: How many people do you follow? How many people follow you?
